Praying Parrots

[Wheeliegirl]

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' 'That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying . . That phrase . . In no time.' 'Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.' The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots Were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'
There was stunned silence..,

Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot And exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!'
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LovelySydney]

hahahah thats awesome.

[thebubbleking]

lol paying in millet with a sunflower tip!

[newloviemom]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
That is too good!!

[wilkiecoco]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Very funny!!!!! :rofl::rofl:

[Janie]

An oldie but definitely a goodie! Thanks for a good laugh, Holly! :D

[lemonypickett]

That is too cute! I just got sent this one, and although not bird related, it has an animal in it.

> Young Chuck in Montana bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00.
> The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.
>
> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have
> some bad news...the horse died."
>
> Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."
>
> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>
> Chuck said, "OK, then just bring me the dead horse."
>
> The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
>
> Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle off him off."
>
> The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"
>
> Chuck said, "Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's
> dead."
>
> A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What
> happened with that dead horse?"
>
> Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2.00 a piece
> and made a profit of $998.00."
>
> The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
> Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2.00 back."

[Angelic vampyre]

Loved them both!