Man Smuggles Birds Down His Pants

[TGerard]

I would not have believed it unless I read it myself:

http://www.wftv.com/news/4914044/detail.html

Dear God, what is wrong with some people? >:

[Buy A Paper Doll]

Only in Florida would some fool get himself arrested for putting birds down his pants.... God, I love this state ....

[kimsbirds]

Gives new meaning to "peckerhead":mad:

[Janie]

All I can say is, it's a good thing (for him) that he didn't have GRACIE down his pants! :rofl:

[LoveBird]

wow. Poor birds. Can you imagine being a birdie who is stuck in a dark ugly place that most likely doesn't smell too good? Poor birdies.
Taylor & Martha

[Z28Taxman]

Uhhh, I'm not gonna comment on that one.

Nope. No early bird gets the worm comment from me.

[bellarains]

I hope they get what they deserve. I also hope they got a few nips along the way :mad:

[sdgilley]

:x :x :x
in his underpants? to be specific? Did I read that right?


I'd like to see some fool try that with Peter! He'd be a she really quick!!!!!

[LoveBird]

Hahahahah! Martha would probably pinch his white cheeks.

[kimsbirds]

The bird wasn't near his cheeks dear.....flipside and you'll get the idea:wink:

[Angelwing]

Wow, the things people do for money.

And only two years in prison!? What is this. :mad:

[LoveBird]

Oh I know that! But Martha would cross to the back and bite him real hard to make him understand he can't do that to her. :p

[BarbieH]

:lol Kimmie :lol

If it were Gracie down the pants, first you would hear: "Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck. Cluck cluck cluck ...?"

Then you would hear: "OUCH!!!! Sunovarackinreckinfrickinfrackin ...."

[Sparkette65]

WOW!!! what a post to wake up to!! OMG....im dying over here.

Dave you have got to keep ditto off the key board....LOL, (i know he typed that worm comment....I dont think you would so such a thing! :rofl: )

Barb, Gracie would have him understanding things her way inside a split second!! :rofl:

Kimmie....you hit the nail on the "head" so to speak....(new meaning indeed!!) :rofl:

The Dumb @$$ got what he deserved...should lock him up longer, and put the bird "poop"ulation in charge of his time spent in his new cage!! :rofl:

Tim, you always come up with some very very interesting links to check out....keep em coming....Lord knows im sure none of us has heard it all yet...sometimes I think, "thats it....no one could be more assinine that that one,,it takes the cake" then I come on the boards and find yet another post (from you) that shows me that I may never "see it all" in my lifetime!!
Thank you for taking the time to enlighten us....it makes for a pretty interesting morning... :rofl: :rofl:

You guys are great!! I cant wait to see Shy's take on this one....I think she should write a story about the mans time spent in prison with the birdies in charge of him!! Im sure she would do a GREAT job of it too. If there were a book on the market with her name as the writer, I would buy it up in a heart beat!! Shy you are soooooooooooooooooo good at writing,,,,,I wish you would submit some of the stories you write to a magazine or a publisher of some kind.....You would be RICH AND FAMOUS!! To be sure!! :happy:

Have a good one
Lori

[TGerard]

I would have to agree with you, Lori, people keep on doing things that defy logic. You couldn't make this stuff up!

This story tripped my joke/pun switch when I read it. Unfortunately, they are all a little too blue for this forum. :evil: (PM me if you must know.:whistle: [Must be 18 years or older or accompanied by a parent. Humor not guaranteed. Offer not valid in Kookamonga and Kathmandu. Void where prohibited.] )

[bellarains]

Tim,

YOu have me snickering out loud here :rofl:

[mjm8321]

Of course, I have a plethera of comments for this one, most of which I will not post :evil: However here are just a few, plus the added comments from the people here in the office that I've shared it with.

Is that a bird in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

So that's what that pouch in the underwear is for? (I think my favorite)

Anything to smuggle a good cuban (cigar reference of course) into the states.

"Excuse me sir, are your pants peeping?"

I'm crying, I'm laughing so hard. :lol

Poor birds, glad they caught the SOB and hope they imprison him in someone's really large, sweaty, smelly skivvies.

[Janie]

MJ, :rofl: