shylevon
10-05-2005, 01:29 AM
Attention all Fellows of the Poop Flingers
We will be holding our fourth annual celebration of the International Poop Flingers Extravaganza on November 15, 2005. We apologize for the postponement of this year’s scheduled events, but the circumstances of the founding member’s constipation left us with few options but to delay the annual festivities until Missy Nereus could partake in the Poop Flinging competitions. We all know how much she enjoys the games, and relishes winning the gold medal in most events.
The Fellowship would like to invite new members to join the extravaganza, and welcomes back all returning participants.
How do you know if you are a Poop Flinger?
1. Do poopies magically appear in strange places, far from the confines of your cage?
2. Have you ever added personal touches to any wall art in the living room?
3. Can you drop a squiggly in your momma’s eye without trying?
4. Does your momma find poopin’s on the ceiling, and not even YOU know how they got there?
If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, you are indeed a Poop Flinger of the Highest Order, and are cordially invited to become a member of the Fellowship of the Poop Flingers.
If you are about to become a new member, you may want to be added to our mailing list. A beautiful pamphlet will be delivered monthly, directly to your cage, and it is printed with the brightest bird friendly dyes on the market, all in an attempt to aid in the longevity of your Poop Flinging Artistry. You will enjoy the festivities and games at the extravaganza, like the mighty Poop Pitch-off, creating the largest Poop Pile, and Panoramic Pooping. You are guaranteed to meet may other birdies who share your passion for Poop Flinging and you will be invited to share stories of your most spectacular flings, as well as get tips from other flingers adept at the craft. Kindred Spirits, we will call them.
Are you a little shy about your Poopin’ Talents? No problem. There are many games and activities to keep even a closet Poop Flinger entertained. You may like to take in a seminar or a class to get you over your modesty for Poop Flinging, or enjoy the vast buffet of juicy vegetables that will get you flinging watery greenies places even the cleaning lady won’t find them.
All members and fellows interested in attending this year’s celebration, please submit your response by October 20, 2005, so we can be assured you will receive your itinerary on time. Space is limited, as we all know, and early sellouts are expected. An early bird draw will be made for free passage on the annual Poop Flinging Cruise to Barbados, so get your tickets early. Let’s see if we can sink the boat with poopin’s again this year.
See you all in mid November, and fling as you will till then.
We will be holding our fourth annual celebration of the International Poop Flingers Extravaganza on November 15, 2005. We apologize for the postponement of this year’s scheduled events, but the circumstances of the founding member’s constipation left us with few options but to delay the annual festivities until Missy Nereus could partake in the Poop Flinging competitions. We all know how much she enjoys the games, and relishes winning the gold medal in most events.
The Fellowship would like to invite new members to join the extravaganza, and welcomes back all returning participants.
How do you know if you are a Poop Flinger?
1. Do poopies magically appear in strange places, far from the confines of your cage?
2. Have you ever added personal touches to any wall art in the living room?
3. Can you drop a squiggly in your momma’s eye without trying?
4. Does your momma find poopin’s on the ceiling, and not even YOU know how they got there?
If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, you are indeed a Poop Flinger of the Highest Order, and are cordially invited to become a member of the Fellowship of the Poop Flingers.
If you are about to become a new member, you may want to be added to our mailing list. A beautiful pamphlet will be delivered monthly, directly to your cage, and it is printed with the brightest bird friendly dyes on the market, all in an attempt to aid in the longevity of your Poop Flinging Artistry. You will enjoy the festivities and games at the extravaganza, like the mighty Poop Pitch-off, creating the largest Poop Pile, and Panoramic Pooping. You are guaranteed to meet may other birdies who share your passion for Poop Flinging and you will be invited to share stories of your most spectacular flings, as well as get tips from other flingers adept at the craft. Kindred Spirits, we will call them.
Are you a little shy about your Poopin’ Talents? No problem. There are many games and activities to keep even a closet Poop Flinger entertained. You may like to take in a seminar or a class to get you over your modesty for Poop Flinging, or enjoy the vast buffet of juicy vegetables that will get you flinging watery greenies places even the cleaning lady won’t find them.
All members and fellows interested in attending this year’s celebration, please submit your response by October 20, 2005, so we can be assured you will receive your itinerary on time. Space is limited, as we all know, and early sellouts are expected. An early bird draw will be made for free passage on the annual Poop Flinging Cruise to Barbados, so get your tickets early. Let’s see if we can sink the boat with poopin’s again this year.
See you all in mid November, and fling as you will till then.