michael
10-17-2014, 11:15 AM
1. The birds live here. You don't.
2. If you enter this house, consider yourself a perch.
3. If you don't want bird poop on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
4. If there are more bird cages than chairs, please feel free to sit on the floor.
5. Yes, sure they have some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What's your point.
6. Of course, they smell like peanuts.
7. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
8. It's their nature to try to beak your crotch. Please feel free to tweak theirs.
9. If you can't handle a bird eating off your plate, don't come eat at this house, parrots think anything on anyone's plate is for sharing.
10. If you can't handle the sound of parrots, wear earplugs. My birds are free to speak their minds whenever they want and they will--loudly and frequently.
11. If you find it scratched or chewed, the dog did it.
12. To you they are just birds. To me they are adopted children who are small and pidgeon-toed, don't always speak clearly, and throw their food. I have no problem with any of these things.
13. Parrots are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, usually answer when called, and never borrow your car.
14. They make the rules, I just live here.
15. They will repeat everything you say, so watch your mouth!
16. All grocery shopping will have the FIDS in mind, people will eat whatever is left.
Thank you for cooperating.
2. If you enter this house, consider yourself a perch.
3. If you don't want bird poop on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
4. If there are more bird cages than chairs, please feel free to sit on the floor.
5. Yes, sure they have some disgusting habits, so do I and so do you. What's your point.
6. Of course, they smell like peanuts.
7. I like them a lot better than I like most people.
8. It's their nature to try to beak your crotch. Please feel free to tweak theirs.
9. If you can't handle a bird eating off your plate, don't come eat at this house, parrots think anything on anyone's plate is for sharing.
10. If you can't handle the sound of parrots, wear earplugs. My birds are free to speak their minds whenever they want and they will--loudly and frequently.
11. If you find it scratched or chewed, the dog did it.
12. To you they are just birds. To me they are adopted children who are small and pidgeon-toed, don't always speak clearly, and throw their food. I have no problem with any of these things.
13. Parrots are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, usually answer when called, and never borrow your car.
14. They make the rules, I just live here.
15. They will repeat everything you say, so watch your mouth!
16. All grocery shopping will have the FIDS in mind, people will eat whatever is left.
Thank you for cooperating.