Mom's Ten Commandments

[wesleydnunder]

My wife recently hung this plaque conspicuously by the dining table. Thought some of ya'll might get a kick out of it:

Mom's Ten Commandments for a Happy Household

1. If you take it out, put it away.
2. If you eat on it, wash it.
3. If you turn it on, turn it off.
4. If you mess it up, clean it up.
5. If you drop it, pick it up.
6. If it rings, answer it.
7. If it barks, walk it.
8. If you open it, close it.
9. If I cook it, eat it.
10. If I say do it, don't ask why.

She thinks she's so funny.
A special Happy New Year to all our new friends in Australia and New Zealand who have been so kind and helped with our lovies so much.

Mark

[Janie]

:lol.......I've seen that before and No. 10 is definitely my personal favorite! :D Happy New Year!

[BarbieH]

I think #1 and #8 go hand in hand. :rolleyes: I wish we had them laminated and mounted on most of the cupboards and drawers in this house!

[bellarains]

I want to add an 11th commandment.

11. If it's dirty, clean it:)

This seems to be what I say all the time. It should just go without saying, right?????

[kimsbirds]

Thats funny Lori, I thought when something was dirty, you simply smiled ??:evil: