Here's a Tip...

[TGerard]

...Don't smuggle eggs in your underwear!:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,19816678-29277,00.html

(I will refrain from making any of the hundreds of double entendres that I am thinking of here.):whistle:

[Buy A Paper Doll]

Oh ... so many things to comment on from this article, it just boggles my poor, twisted little mind. I have to back away from this thread now before I type anything that will find me banned. :blush:

[Janie]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

The mention of the "specious bulge" had me laughing out loud!:whistle:

[sdgilley]

Many questions come to my mind....
That's a wierd one - what if they'd hatched in there? What a scary place that would be!
Think about their first look at life.....
:omg:

[Rubygem]

I guess it's a good thing they are born with their eyes shut :D :blush:

Jeanette

[TGerard]

From the article: Floyd claimed he was trying to take the eggs overseas "to surprise his girlfriend", Judge Martin Sides said in the NSW District Court today.

This painted an entirely different picture in my mind... Girlfriend: "What is this bulge?" Boyfriend: "Surprise!" :lol

[mjm8321]

"inconsistency around the groin",

ermmm, is this what the security in Australia are trained to look for? If so, perhaps I could get a job there. :rofl:

Now, a perfectly serious question. Wouldn't it be too hot in his skivvies for the eggs? ;)

[BarbieH]

Oh let's see; what's incubating temperature? 100°, 101°F? It could work if there was enough ventilation ...

[mjm8321]

Barb, I guess so. Just thought it might be a lot warmer in that region. ~shudder~

[bellarains]

Poor little eggies. I am so glad they didn't hatch in that nether region. Can you imagine the therapy they would need????:eek:

It takes all kinds:rolleyes:

[BarbieH]

Just thought it might be a lot warmer in that region. I guess it could well be. :lol I wouldn't want to put the thermometer there. :lol

[Oscar]

Haha thats hilarious! .... I have a hernia? LOL

[Kathryn]

Those poor babies! I'm glad the frisk search was "gentle" for that suspicious bulge. Brings a whole new image of egg on your face:whistle: :blush:

I didn't realise the black market for protected bird eggs was so high priced!:omg: