Funny Joke

[Wheeliegirl]

I had to share this. I love the last paragraph. My cat, Shadow is deathly afraid of Peachie!

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
________________________________
The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the
rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to
keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt
to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated
a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this
would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my
capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about
what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I
could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my
confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this
means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try
this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and
seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the
guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe.

For now...

[Eliza]

That's a good one -- cats always have the "up-to-something" look on their faces, don't they ;)

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[michael]

I confided in Goofy and he suggested that the bird was clearly complaining to the guards about being placed in solitary confinement whenever anybody pleases. And that it was tired of being constantly observed by the cat and felt that those darned cats were always up to no good. He also said he doesn't know much about the dogs except between them and the cats they all look the same except for the head and their size. Goofy would like to let everyone know his favorite idol is Tweety and although he's seen a few yellow imitators he would someday like to meet the real Tweety. Well, the next thing I know is he's chanting tweety tweety, tweety tweety, tweety tweety, and I had to briefly send him to solitary confinement..........Michael and poor Goofy

[Buy A Paper Doll]

Yep, that sounds about right, Holly!